The Javi
has
been softened up by a sweet and proper lass. But don't worry, I'll still piss in your cornflakes...
The Javi
says
and whistle Pomp and Circumstance whilst a-stream.
no thanks 
daaaaaaaaaaaaaang
on second though, I am very happy for you J, as you know, I just don't want piss in my cornflakes 
Gailyana
says
softened? Or... 
GAIL! High five for excellent use of PEBD
Gailyana
says
PEBD?
pervy eyebrow dude