"it is endearing that the campaign just went ahead and sent the messages at 3am instead of waiting for daylight....

It's like Obama drunkenly booty texted all of America!"

srsly. hahaha!

seen here: tinyurl.com/58wb3j

lmao

I totally slept through my booty text. Some girlfriend I'd make. hee.

lmao

haha awesome

"Hey baby, hows about I come over and stump a bit"