wait! wait! she's ok. she was just asleep.

now she's having "relations" with a basketball.

good grief, what have you been teaching that dog?

me? it's all instinct.

mmm hmm

i've only had

relations with a basketball 2 times.

i needed the money, its on you tube somewhere.

don't ask, don't tell!

good advice.

i'm starting to suspect your bitch's a cat.

take her out of the car and let her have a drink...

poor girl... wait- are you sure you didn't just give her too much beer?

she knows her limit.