i think the solution to that has been mentioned before: kneepads.

they'll fit over your skinny jeans, actually. it's stylish!

Stylish? You are trying to make me look silly

Ain't going to work. I already look silly

next time keep a band-aid on it until it's fully healed. one of those waterproof ones. it's good for it, i promise

i just noticed your new name, santa czar! haha

i was just thinking about her salad czar name last night. "damn, i know there was something clever about it other than rhyming with saladbar

that i liked. what was it again?!?" took me at least 5 minutes to remember. "oh yeah! it's a play on caesar salad! duhr." i was tired.

No but that is good too

It is a play on Salazar

but czar=caesar was too good to pass up! there are just so many fun permutations

I do like that type of salad a lot

im imagining a santa czar salad with greens, tomatoes, and mozzerella...