Hello there, ma'am.

Why hello, sir.

How are you?

I'm fine. Got a bit of a cold. How about you?

I'm fine. Got this girlfriend, so I've got a bit of a hot.

Oh. How curious. Never heard of such a thing. Good to know you're fine though, sir.

...How's the weather?

It's Christmas. Cool, perfect for cuddling.

Oh. And about me being fine... you would know.