aww she's cute. Must be all that cured meat you feed her

or that she tricks you into feeding her

what kind of coke did you have www.plurk.com/user/sarah...

she wants to see your semen really badly...

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

awwwww. that's cute.

does not need a pic of robot semen

i know! calm down www.plurk.com/user/sarah...

the ecstasy in the coke worked.

MDMA

ecstasy you say...

quick, get the tupperware!

i approve the name beer geek.

I'm so glad

MDMA

pffft...dork.

I've never heard anyone say that, just X

www.plurk.com/user/sarah...?

the dog

oh right the dog

that's not the way to pick up chicks in bars pfunkmort

she is pretty ugly.

bulldogs are awesome. sorry, this has nothing to do with most of this plurk... but that's what i think. so there

I know nothing about dogs. Maybe I should have watched the dog show that was on today

bulldogs are great, but very high maintenance.

just realized how big the bitch is. good on ya for carrying her home all those walks

never seen that movie

the bitch weighs 61lbs. i look like an ass carrying her home all the time.

wow, she doesn't look that big

I guess the pic is deceiving

yours looks sooooooooooo much like mine....

really. I don't see too many brindle ones.

well i think it's safe to say who the attractive one is...

you're trying to figure it out aren't you

it may take all month, brilliantjeni

cute