leading cow '5' into Ludwig's office.
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walks in with a bag of rotten fish, milk, and eggs. He holds it at a distance "This shit smells awful."
wrinkles his nose at the smell. "It does. But that's why it's perfect."
climbs up on a desk and pulls back a ceiling tile. He puts the back up in the ceiling and puts the tile back in place. "It'll take him -
"forever to find that." He laughs climbing back down.
laughs. "He's going to be sooooo pissed. It'll be great."
"Tie the cow to his desk, mate." He grins. brushing his hands off.
nods and leads the cow to Ludwig's desk, tying it in several knots. He steps back, wiping off his hands, and admires their work.
"Alright, let's get the fuck out of here and pretend we didn't do it...not that it'll matter of course but we can try." He laughs.
nods in agreement. "Ludwig'll know it was me." He shrugs. "It's worth it."
"Ah well, what can they do really?" He grins and heads out the door.
shrugs, putting his hands in his pocket. "Ludwig's my guardian, he can do whatever he wants, though.
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