my eyes rolling to back of my head.. i only been here 20 minutes

claustrofobic?

surf the net and goof off most of the day

Oh no, they made you visit the mothership? You had to put on real clothes and see other people? OH NOES!

for THREE days I have to

ACK! Be nice, Don't throw anything at the co-workers. Use your indoor voice. You can survive the 9-5, I have faith in you

They let me in the building .. but not in any of the floors.. i can ride the elevator all day \o/

Put on your black hat and stay in the elevator ask every person "What floor please?" and press the button for them.

Elevator Driver!

oooo i can spend an hour in a train squished like a sardine to enjoy the richness of close working togetherness