awww you did a love thursday! cute!

I did...

but you know what tomorrow is, even though I seem to be the only one that participates.

It's Piss In Your Cornflakes Friday.

Apparently most people lack the misanthropy I harbor.

I will do my best tomorrow *salutes*

Okay, Owly. I'm counting on you. Just remember, humans are a disease, a plague, a pock on Earth. There's your inspiration.

all I need to do is ask the cafe lady for JAM on my bagel, then it'll take off from there

throw her for a complete loop and ask for cream cheese and jam (which is actually delicious)

then come to plurk and take out your frustrations on us.

pissing in cornflakes, right there.