Puppies are warm and trusting and they LOVE you unconditionally!

That's what they want you to believe

pisses in javi's cornflakes

also, I think you should stop talking about yourself

that's so wrong but I couldn't help lol.

I am not a puppy. I'm quite upfront that I'm a jackass. it's their deception that is deadly.

My brother used to imagine that the house was infested with puppies in the same way that it might be infested with mice or roaches.

They lived between the walls and under the floors. You pull back your bedsheets and see them scramble for cover.

You'd look under the couch and see them staring back with their big soulful eyes.

sends an army of deceptive ultra cute puppies to launch puppie hair and drool and dog bisquits and peed upon cornflakes at javi

haha

How am I the only sane thinker here?

yes javi, it's just you

omg grayson, he is ADORABLE!

muhahaha go puppies!!!!!

lol awwwwws

Thank you, Niko! You understand.

these ladies are too easily swayed by the cute. But it's not cute to drown somebody with slobber. It's evil.

wow javi you are just determined today , aren't you? what happened to lovey javi?

lol

it was a puppy muhahahahhaha

and ^5 to ariel