same to u

woken by ur own fart ah?

don't be an idiot la... it's the city gas person..

wet xmas, fart..... = wet fart? heeee

with green and red...

er.... a bit too graphic right? but yes, it is a wet morning and yes, my gas pipes are connected at last.

and it is not MY gas pipes... those are well maintained.

told u not to eat so much beans already

beans will only create gas ma.. to lubricate the pipes well, you gotta have a smooth layer of oil

why did the gas man come so early?

to connect up the gas pipes and test for leakage.. supposed to come between 10.30 to 12.30 but he was here at 8.15

i like

wah! faintz....

fierce...

how often u hear of ppl suppose to come at a certain time come earlier...

few and far between...

ppl xmas mood, wannna finish the work early mah...and smell clarence's gas

beans flavoured gas

fragrant...

it is fragrant of course! Eau De Toilet ala Klarence..

you can also have your own line of fragances... but so far, mine is consistent.. each time i smell, it is the same.

same smelly mah...