MatthewHood
wishes
he could be as popular as mjtanton and get 174 responses to his plurk. Oh well... 
Here's one to help
and two
and a cool banana
thank you
at least someone cares
and some robert goulet
have anything you'd like lots of opinions about?
I have a friend named mjanton who needs some advice. any help?
NO
I don't need anymore
I'm stuffed
don't tase me Bro!!
we're ready to spread the love
MatthewHood:certainly, tell your confused friend to pray 
it is hard to restrain myself from making fun of mjanton
I do!
I'm not like neglecting it
DominiSumus
says
DominiSumus
says
what, you expect ppl to love you when they don't love ME?
mjanton prove it
I might not have to pray the office anymore, but I do the whole Mass thing
and that rosary
sure...
and those bibles I have one
but this is about MatthewHood
Nature, Goulet!
did you know he is completely bald?
it's true
He also eats peanut butter-covered hard-boiled eggs every morning
you are weird... both of you
oh come on, you're the weird one, peanut-butter-egg guy
mjanton that was a low blow
I am not even partially bald
I have a full head of hair
that's true
there's hair on his ears and nose
all over his forehead
not even partially bald
I hear he doctors photos
MatthewHood
shares
MatthewHood
shares
proof
to try to prove otherwise
Snupnjake
is
not touching
this
MatthewHood
shares
I just took the picture
MatthewHood
shares
seconds ago
where is your tonsure?
MatthewHood
shares
I don't have a tonsure
MatthewHood
shares
mjanton is a liar
JlovesR
thinks
you should
Oh how dare you
**slaps Matthew Hood with glove**
I demand satisfaction!
MatthewHood
shares
MatthewHood
shares
see... no hair in strange places
grab your weapon
it's dueling time!
this is my weapon
here Matthew
cuaguy
says
wait, should I be responding to this?
MatthewHood
shares
MatthewHood
shares
it is a rosary
MatthewHood
shares
boo-yah
Well, played, a sword is nothing against a rosary
Jjoy
thinks
you'd look good with a tonsure, a European one
the ultimate weapon
But I'll just get a bigger one
bigger rosarys = more grace
otherwise the monks wouldn't wear such huge rosarys
MatthewHood
shares
really? bigger rosaries = more grace?
MatthewHood
shares
don't they just have more decades
no, they have huge beads too
MatthewHood
shares
not all of them
excellent weapon choice
yeah-huh
you are up to 81 so far
cuaguy
says
this is 84
cuaguy
says
you should learn to count better J
this is 85
JlovesHisBday Yay!
and a partridge in a pear tree
MatthewHood has vowed to be more popular than me
over skype
89
but I will never allow this
yes you will
95
cuaguy
says
96
who
cuaguy
says
97
well I'm bored
cuaguy
says
this is 99
cuaguy
says
and 100
JlovesR
will
be 100
cuaguy
says
wahoo I was number 100!!!!!!!
what kind of parrot would you have if you had a parrot
or do you have a parrot
Umm.. mjanton I feel like you are just trying to raise the number
I don't have a parrot
so Matthew, tell us about yourself
so I won't respond
your likes, dislikes, fav color and candy
Jjoy
shares
it says mjtanton
I am a seminarian
from Detroit
my favorite color is green
and I am much better than mjtanton
green?? Are you red on the inside?
that's good to know. Ordinary time is the longest liturgical season
Better at being worse
you actually live in Detroit?
umm... I think I am red on the inside
I haven't looked
or is he chocolate on the inside
DominiSumus
says
122
like a giant M&M
I don't live in Detroit
he's actually the yellow M&M from the commercials
except when I am at the seminary
as long as you aren't hollow
oh good because I didn;t think anyone actually still lived in Detroit
my heart is hollow, and cold
it is made of stone
I am not an M&M
MatthewHood's heart is made of nerf
see the above pictures
so you can't hurt someone if you hit them with it
are you dead?
mjtanton 's heart is hollow though
we already mentioned that, move along MatthewHood
everyone... this is why mjtanton needs your advice... he is a bully as you can see
I am not dead yet...
and a grinch. we see
favorite candy?
tsk tsk tsk
we are taking notes here
If someone wants they can post the video
favorite candy: Reeses
I don't want to go on the cart
what cart?
pieces or cups?
cups or pieces
cups...
the cart that carries the dead even if they are not quite dead
or the big cups
both are good
I feel happy!
dark choco, pb or white or regular
especially the holiday reeses
*bring out your dead*
the ones that are shaped like bunnies, pumpkins, christmas trees and stuff like that
the tree Reeses?
168
closing in on mj
MatthewHood
shares
you could probably beat me
*I'm feeling much better, I think I can get up now*
yes.. the reeses that are shaped like reeses
174 has been passed!
mjtanton don't admit defeat. it makes it less fun
have you had the huge ones which cost $8 yet?
no... I have not tried those
I am sure I would like them though
cuaguy
says
I got one for Christmas
did you? Does it still exist?
does anyone have a picture
I still have more than twice as many friends as you, and that's what matters in life
DominiSumus
says
183
cuaguy
says
um, partially... there are 2 of them...
take a picture of the remaining one
cuaguy
says
I can take a picture of the huge cup, if thats what you want a pic of
yes...
yes
mjtanton wow...
I will go cry now
next to a quarter or something so we know the scale
cuaguy
says
ok, will do it tomorrow or wednesday
cuaguy yes!
Great!
cuaguy
says
how about next to a cd?
thanks!
cuaguy
says
remind me tomorrow...
sounds good
tomorrow or Wed, like you are too busy right now???
K... I will try
cuaguy
says
this isn't CUA where I can move 3 feet and be at my freezer
you should friend a few more ppl MH - the more praying for you the merrier
cuaguy are you in the house of formation at CUA?
ya.. but who should I friend?
go to any of our friend's lists and pick
go through one of my huge plurks and friend everyone!
cuaguy
says
MatthewHood: MatthewHood: no, I am a sophomore studying history and secondary ed.
cuaguy
says
If I discern to enter the seminary, I will then enter the Neumann residence at Dunwoodie (the NY Minor Sem)
Ahh...
I see
you should friend frleo and FrCorySticha
because I know a seminarian in the formation house thingy.
cuaguy
says
over at TC?
cuaguy
says
what year is he?
um... Pre-The I
kinda
he is getting his masters in philosophy
cuaguy
says
ok, I really only know the college sems, and a few of the theologians
I know a sem there too
he's got brown hair
and a face
cuaguy
says
um, thats like half of them 
his name is Zach Mabee
he is REALLY tall
cuaguy
says
also, Frs. Cory and Leo know someone there as well
cuaguy
says
I think hes 1st Theo
that narrows it down
mjtanton please...
and his last name is Baker
and his first name Joe
and his name is Joe Baker
and he's a seminarian
cuaguy
says
I don't know him...
so that would make him Joe Baker the seminarian
if you see a really tall blonde guy at CUA then you found him
he is Joe Baker the brown-haired seminarian with a face
does he have a body along with his face or is he all face?
I should add him as a friend?
the link was broken
yes, he is very funny
can you post his name again
it didn't work
Mike's didn't either, hang on
we still have our Christmas names so try RJCallingBird
thank you cua for Mike L's
who else do you think would be good for Matthew to know?
JlovesR I am not sure
how about RJ, I can't get his to pop up
cuaguy
says
ok, links don't seem to be working...
cuaguy
says
do you have KC as a friend?
not sure about...?
I do have KC
cuaguy
says
lets do this the easy way, look at J's friend list and add pretty much everyone on there
MikeL and RJ were not found
OK, let's do this, we will make a short list and you can just pick them up off of our friend list
that should make it easy
sounds good
Yeah
avoid him
he treats everything like an existential crisis
and he'll tell everyone about the peanut-butter covered hard-boiled eggs you eat
I am going to do this via pm, because I will use some real names
gracias
don't worry
cuaguy
says
I know more real names than screen names...
I won't add mjtanton as a friend