I'm THIS close to putting my foot up the bee-hind of our purchasing mgr, plant mgr, shipping clerk AND production control. Sideways.
do you have a spare pair of shoes handy? those will have to be thrown away afterwards, I imagine. 
I like to do it barefoot.. that way I can can get a monkey toe grip on their inards and pretend I'm kneading dough.
ohh good point! well you'll definitely need some disinfecting wipes then!
Thing
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How many feet do you have?
and enough to touch their tongue from the back side.
ParadiseDenise
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the dough boys better be nice to you. 
prejosh07
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he 