I would not know, as I TOO am innumerate. BTW, we went to Solanco... We are a natural by-product of a PA. farm school, I would bet you can

A. Name types of cow and / or steer grazing in the fields.

B. identify types of manure by SMELL as you drive your buggy thru the countryside.

C. Haggle in German for your bread and butter milk at the dairy store.

D. Use bailer's twine to fix household items as they break... like a PA. Dutch MacGyver.

you know maplehoff's will shun you if they read this

Everyone here shuns me anyway... Where have you been? oh right... Florida. I bet they county in English THERE, don't they, *fancy* man?!!

but, on the upside, i can go grocery shopping barefoot.

SHOOT> I meant COUNT...

not county

SEE! Solanco strikes again....

it's okay to typo once-st. just don't let it happen again.

i've missed you sooo much. you just understand

I missed you too dear.

Sassenachs, every last one of you.

mm-hmm.

Krakatoa_Kitty: SAY WHAT? I think not!

well, you aren't, but only by default.

you're pretty, so that gets you out of a LOT. Otherwise? Sassenach. Mm-hmm.

Krakatoa_Kitty: I was a Sassenach by injection, I suppose, but I have long since been de-programmed and taken the requisite haz-mat showers

by injection! Oh hell, I just snorted