I am on my second mug, you are falling behind.

i just got up!!!

FASTER!

chugged it. on to mug 2.

that's more like it! Feeling perkier now?

<perk>

wait, guys don't like to be caller perky, do they? Perky is really only appropriate for high-school girls in cheerleader costumes

you are correct. for guys, perky implies breasts.

Krakatoa_Kitty: You just described my sister in high school.

kelldammit: YOU SHOULD SEE MY SISTER NOW! I've ONE word.... and that word is....

dumptruck.

watch the "pretty sister" laugh on the floor....

what is "dumptruck"?

I know what a literal dumptruck is....

Krakatoa_Kitty: It's my sister...

It's her appearance. The way she can eat a pound of bacon in a sitting. Her general attitude... and her smell. All of the above.

oh for fuck sake, I just puked in my mouth a little. THE VISUAL.....

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THAT is a dumptruck. AND... my snooty little sister used to be on the TOP of the cheerleading pyramid.

www.elph.com.au/thiesspl...

dump truck.... I guess it is technically two words.

she took a tumble from the top, it would seem.

Yes, she can't even be nice to me now. She fell hard... on her face.

owie. yeah, but you two always seemed to have a little friction going on. i haven't seen your sis since my brothers' bachelor party.

Debra, is your sister a tranny or something? She was at a bachelor party?

not that it would be wrong is she IS a tranny....I have nothing against them...

just sayin'!

<whew!> so, do the pom pom's match my eyes?

yes, blood-shot is defo your colour.

i tried to get that as my eye color on my license. dmv people have no sense of humor.

kelldammit: A little? She has always hated me... I have given up on the why or how of it... She is nuts. certifiably. WHY WAS she at

Jeff's bachelor party?

she wasn't there on purpose. we just went to the village over the course of the evening. she happened to be there.

we acknowledged each other, but never said hi or anything.

well, bear in mind, that was one of the last times i was in town, so we're talking over 10 years ago.

whateva. Was she fat or thin?

she was pretty much the same as i remembered her being. hard to say, though. it was dark in there, and we were somewhat impaired.

Well then, you've missed ALL the fun. I will try to find a photo...