oh, and the bump strips and door handles painted too.

No it's not

What did you do?

someone (and I'm not saying who) scraped the real quarter against a bollard (bolder in Dutch?). It's not too bad, but looks crap ...

... on an otherwise nice car.

the boot had some deep scratches ever since I'd had the car, but they're getting worse (or am I imagining it?)

oh, and the bonnet and roof is was messed after baking bird shit in the summer sun!

Herons, I bet (?)

it was the neighbours

you'll need a HUGE cat to keep thos pesky neighbours away