suggests swallowing your wallet... it's the only way to be sure

That's the first place the rapists are going to look. I was going to keister my valuables, but that's the second place they will look

What kind of BUSES do you have???

Not the nice kind like they have in Europe. We have the kind that homeless people use as rolling shelters in the Winter.

Ouch....no, the buses I take to work and such are ok...

I made it in one piece. It wasn't as bad as it could have been.