there was a kitty. One day...

... and pooped a rainbow ...

with a pot of gold at the end.

it was acapulco gold and

the gold was guarded by a leprechaun named Twindle Cloverhopper

and a spandexy supervillian by night...

and the son of Mr. & Mrs. Sheldon Cloverhopper

he nearly ran into Twindle who said:

Bring back me Lucky Charms!

But not just any violin

Twindle pulled out his etchasketch and started to draw up a plan.

The prostitute bore a child, with eyes that gleamed. The child screamed aloud "

i have the power capitan....

I looked in horrified fascination..

...as the child rose up and spouted wings made of fire....

...or SPROUTED wings of fire...either or...

and the chid's hair became like golden tentacles, which reached far. These tenacles reached and wrapped arounf Satan's Violin.

meanwhile the cat...

Flicked it's tail and squinted in horror at his looking glass wondered how did his mighty poop create such a villain. Where was Twindle?

Twindle was at the cemetery where his great great grandfather Cloverhopper was buried. It's rumored that a treasure map is buried there.

it was dark, the rain was falling softly..here and there the intermittent lightning lit up dead marble

The door opened with an eerie creak