OR Dad's

an apostrophe really sully REALLY?

You should not be teaching anyone anything.

I haven't gotten that far yet. I will let you know when I figure it out. My parents never taught me and seriously that shit confused me

until I was like 15.

Admitting that makes me feel like I should have never gotten off the short bus.

pats you on the head.

My mom taught me that the hand that makes an L is your left. lol I still sometimes got confused though.

meaning.. when you hold out your index and thumb and it makes an L. (figured I should explain it more since you're so slow)