www.cracked.com/article/...

fuckkk, my whole world's been flipped, turned upside down.

I seriously could have killed someone with my movie medical knowledge!

Lol. All I would ever do is scream loudly for help because I know I can't do jack shit.

Shooting someone in the leg can cause more blood loss than tossing a hemophiliac orphan through a plate glass window.

lololol

the wording is the best part of this!