((LOL WHY))

*is in her baggy male clothes, playing with the long sleeves*

((CALL IT A BAD FEELING))

*sighs as they walk down the shopping district, both of them getting looks* =3= fuckin' men...

*is not seeing the looks because she believes they were for Gilly* Gilly! Look! Can we go there!

Yeah, yeah. Buy whatever you want from there *barely looks at the store - Bruder is paying anyway...with his credit card :3 *

*has blocked his credit card*

*Ves happily as she goes into the store rushing to the underwear department*

BITCH

*only uses his EC-card anymore and keeps that like his eyeball*

* =3= Fine, then I'll just use your cheque-book*

*has no such thing*

*Shakes fist - JUST LET ME HAVE SOME MONEY OR YOUR PRECIOUS FELI WILL BE RUNNING IN RAGS*

*running NAKED more like*

XD *thinks you should use your own money if you are shopping with him*

*...WHAT MONEY? Unless you mean Monopoly money then I think shops don't accept that*

*NOW you see what I am getting at* *already bought clothes for... himself as a girl, Lovi and, um, somebody else*

*will now go underwearless and get RAPED*

*thinks you should just use your womanly powers and charm men into buying you things and not just rob them of their credit cards*

*THERE. FELI WILL BE RAPED> YOU HAPPY?*

*=3=*

*;A; YOU BROUGHT FRATELLO CLOTHES AND NOT ME? I THOUGHT YOU WUV MEEE*

*ARE YOU SHOPPING WITH ME RIGHT NOW? NO! GO FIGURE!* ;3; *would buy you something*

*sobbb GILLY GO CALL GERMANY AND GET HIS ASS IN THERE *

*would cocktease Germany =3=*

*Pfft, fine*

*Calls Germany* Get yo' ass here to the shoppin' district or your Feli's ass is open season.

^ *There we go*

*FROWNS* What the... ?! Nii-san? What the hell?!

YOU HEARD ME. COME TO THE SHOPPING DISTRICT OR FELI WILL BE RAPED SO HARD HE'LL BE WALKING LIKE A CRAB - SIDEWAYS.

((..LMAOOO))

Nee-chan, what the fuck are you talking about... I'm at work, dammit!

I'M SAYING YOUR FELI IS GONNA BE RAPED. DON'T YOU CARE?! I CAN'T DO MUCH BECAUSE, UH, I'M... A WOMAN OR SOMETHING. WE NEED YOU TO HELP.

*heard that and peeres at Gilly over a rack of underwear* Ve...? oAo

*sighs* You just want my money, right?

WHAT? NO WE- ah, fuck it. Yeah. Feli needs clothes because he caught the Fem STD off of me.

*quickly ducks behind the rack*

What.. the... you're calling it an STD now? *snorts* Look, even if I leave now, it'll take me half an hour to get to where you are.

Do you think you can fend off any rapists until then?

*Smirks* I still have a pretty good left hook, so yeah. Just look for the mountain of corpses when you get here - that's where we'll be.

*sighs exasperated, wondering what his boss will say if he told here he as to leave for shopping with his brother/sister and boy/girlfriend*

*looks up again* Gillly, help me pick a bra! I don't know what size I am!

Don't sigh! Gott. Hop to it man! There's already some leery guy over there... HEY! WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT?!

*feels that headache* You both owe me for that! *ends the call and gets up, making up some stomach-ache or something*

((....I just thought of germany making us his sex slaves oAo))

why do you read my mind? >>"" ))

((...because it's just as dirty as mine?))

((you're both pervs))

Don't tell me that wasn't on your mind as well.))

((Actually it wasn't. I was too busy eating cookies and wondering if I had anymore in the bread bin))

LMAO))