hows that is going to help?

A time machine would be more practical. As long as it's not made by Apple.

a time machine made by apple would take you to a better future

no, you'd just FEEL it was a better future

nope. I'm pretty sure it really would be

a time machine made by apple would break down two days after it's warrantee ran out, with me in it!

agrees with documentally about the break down. Although, I do love Apple products.

life will still be waiting for you when you get out. Sad to say.

And once you got out of that broken time machine by Apple, everything would cost twice as much... it's not worth contemplating!