He got a box of penises in the mail, but not the one...

LMFAO. This was NSFW.

Oh whoops! I didn't think to mark it I'm sorry!

It's okay, no one saw!

But I did choke on my water. lmao

Agreed though, that is quality journalism

I edited lol! It really is brilliant, but now all I can think is "Peter Piper picked a peck of pilfered p*ckers"

lmao