it's also a day that ends in y

"I don't care! We just have a business arrangement!!!"

what is he doin

lying about caring about Stolas

broken

Red Son over here just like

'this is a whole lot of investment in a business arrangement sir'

i mean, considering. it's... what his entire business model hinges on

'uh huh.'

Blitzo has 2 brain cells on this and they both don't want to admit to caring

Because if he admits to caring then he admits to having Feelings and if he admits to having Feelings then it's all going to go to shit

Oh Blitzo

just wait. There's. Yeaaaaah.

Red Son about to call you out on some shit is what he's gonna do

Just in a backhanded way

🙃

Blitzo why

Because he wants to neutralize a potential threat to his definitely not boyfriend and his daughter by negotiating a "continue not making Celestial weapons willy nilly" as part of the conditions of him teaching firearm safety in exchange for a firearm from Red Son.

The other....4 people he gives a single fuck about the safety of can mostly handle themselves

But it's not at all because he Cares! Caring implies he has feelings and he Can't Have Those.

Blitz is a disaster

He is!!

Just in the opposite direction from Stolas.

Red Son was already concerned as to how Blitzo saw that relationship but boy

BOY

Fucktoy worst case scenario

Stolas: Romantic fantasy nonsense
Blitzo: Fucktoy.
Red Son: Ah so max miscommunication. Great.

It's an improvement over... The Thing That Holds The Telephone For You

Is it tho

He's recognized as a sentient being?

That's an improvement!

When your standards are low enough, everything is an improvement!!

Blitzo pls