I blame quinn2win

yesss this video rips so fuckin hard

the secret is the core reactor/to make the lightyears feel like miles you did it you boiled down the appeal of a starship to its bare essence

Ok but arguably equally as important:
“It's got a dozen restrooms inside
In case we all just have to shit”

it reads like ninja sex party lyrics

There’s nothing worse than being on an interstellar voyage with insufficient restrooms

in fact it might just be the spaceship version of this:I Own A Car - NSP