BIG stretch

big big stretch!!!

today we are going to go revisit the worm

what a good cat

scritches

cute

petting so nicely...

not pictured is that he has learned to headbutt her the way she does him

just very gently bonks his forehead against her

it's ruinously cute

oh nO

pip is at the groomer right now and has been there for three hours and I am just Waiting for them to call me to come get him at the exact moment I have to go get Callen

TWO BABIES but I don't wanna have to leave one in the car blurrh

(I would not leave callen in the car unattended)

guess what happened exactly as I predicted

of course.

it’s ok bc Chris picked up Callen and then Callen didn’t hate my cooking for once. So the evening is saved

I'm sick of my one very nice but extremely self-obsessed coworker who thinks every question is for him

we had a sprint retrospective where someone asked if we could cut down on chatter during standup, keep it just to what I did/what I'm doing and he was like YEAH and proceeded to monologue about it for unironically like ten minutes

and he had been the one to put it there!!! BUT HE'S THE ONE WHO DERAILS STANDUP

hahaha oh my god

sweet dude like I said but when he starts talking in these meetings I just go on screensaver bc I know it'll be a while

wouldn't you think he's the guy. the guy who knows. everything

(I just posted an issue I was having in Teams and he swooped in with THE SOLUTION that has nothing to do with what I was actually talking about, and my other coworker and I just politely continued to troubleshoot it without acknowledging him. because we're jerks I guess. but also I'm tired)

so you're saying he's got gadgets and gizmos aplenty

but what about whosits and whatsits galore

you want thingamabobs? he's got twenty (minutes worth of monologuing while everyone else wishes for death)

but who cares? no big deal

oh sorry he cares. like a lot

today I will learn how busted my brain is

yard man

his majestic fur

his kingdom