and if you don't have a canon that you play from, just pick one that you like

Hmmmm. Nasir, before he hooked up with Agron and lost his Edge

peeks

intriguing, I'll take it

i feel like you would be the bitchiest jiang cheng this website has ever seen. which also seems like fate, because his live action drama actor, wang zhuocheng, chose "marius wang" as his english name because he's theatre kid trash and loves les mis

we love him

HAHAHA

he's also extremely pathetic and cries prettily and loves his nephew, aka his only remaining family after the rest of his family was wiped out by a really shitty confluence of events involving the protagonist, wei wuxian, my special little guy jin guangyao, and a totaly unrelated grudge

pathetic is always good

in the drama he's also got a tragic doomed romance with a woman named wen qing, they never get together despite obviously wanting to, and she also performs non-con surgery on him. romance

wen qing is also someone i think you'd play really well fwiw

ok that's my spiel, the end

I appreciate you

possibly someday I'll investigate this canon, there's just so Much

to be perfectly honest...... don't like all of the secondary characters are fascinating and i love them, but to enjoy them you have to inhabit the brainspace of the most obnoxious protagonist character ever written

tho i feel like you could also pull of wei wuxian in a way no one else could, you WILL lean into the obnoxiousness

i'd have bailed on this canon ages ago if i didn't have a terminal case of jin guangyao brainrot that will probably follow me to my grave just like my obsession with robin hobb

hahahaha

PS ray please meet chelicerae , another member of the fitz trash association

I've been assigning people Farseer characters on this meme bc I only play OCs

I’ve been fitz trash for twenty three years and I’m not ashamed

god let's see, I think I read the first one in 2004 or 5 because ray made me

which means twenty years give or take

I first read assassin’s apprentice as a fifteen year old, all bright eyed and bushy tailed

Mistake

hahahahahha I guess I was 17 or so but like SAME

I then proceeded to infect everyone around me, including my boss at the caricature booth where I worked the summer after I graduated

we had a lot of time to read during the day so it became a little book club when we weren't drawing rednecks

roland bg3 seems like cami variety of pathetic

hahahaha

I have not gotten his whole plotline yet, clearly I need to

marlene last of us

ooh

🐝🔫

!!! I will never have the wherewithal to play a canon character

I'm a coward

then make an oc and call her Arlene

hahahaha

bee gunning me in my own plurk. how dare you

i read them when i was 12 or 13 and i never recovered

also cosigning rolan from bg3

I will have to investigate furhter

I fully just forgot to look for him in the shadow cursed lands in my only complete playthrough

all the more reason he's clearly a cami character ig

to circle briefly back to jiang cheng, since i just sucked into a work meeting before i could finish my very important blorbo thought, he really does feel like a combination of benedict's impetuousness and petulance, teren's laser-focus and competence, with cade's ~tragic backstory~ energy. he suffers very prettily

also i made a meme about him a while back, this is him, this is the guy

shoves this sad barbie man at you, have him

holds him carefully

I like his face

his bone structure could cut glass, it's very impressive

perfect casting considering the author of the novel describes him as someone with a knife mouth and tofu heart

(he's the other most hated character in the series after my dude, come join me in hell)

lmao

sia voice: I've got knife mouth and a tofu heart