just thinking about how I missed a huge opportunity to make some extra cash by failing to create an onlyfans for peeling the HFMD scars off my feet

guaranteed there'd be weirdos who want to see that

you're welcome for the mental image btw. anyway it's choir concert week

there is an audience for literally anything

also it's just REALLY satisfying ok

haircut!!!

(it looks the same as it always does)

(but better!!)

just went to get our taxes done, we ended up with refunds but only because we bought a house and had a child. turns out parental leave will fuck you over bc it's not taxed?? for some reason??

we would've owed money for having callen if we hadn't bought the house

how do you like them apples

what a great country this is

Wtf

I got my work bonus, so I ordered a non-shitty mp3 player as a little treat. because my ipod touch sucks shit and the battery drains when it isn't even on

I don't want to store all my music on my phone. phones have their own purpose

a prince

he's so beautiful

handsome

another prince

studying for his future as ruler of the woodland folk

he’s so cute it makes me fucking mad

lol with his feet sticking out

he really is precious

five hours is enough sleep right

hmmm

debatable,

oh boy Callen’s home again and has to be home tomorrow because he had two blowouts (after being constipated for a couple days, he’s not sick)

I’m like do you guys get that in order to pay your exorbitant fees. We have to be able to work

$1770 a month for you to be like oh he pooped too much. See you in two days

enjoy using all of your PTO for bullshit false alarms

oh my god these people. it's like they've never watched a baby.

only babies who don't have babylike functions are allowed

that is so much money oh my god

that’s what makes me so insane. we are paying them so we can watch our own kid when he’s healthy

anyway Chris had the idea to take him to urgent care tomorrow which admittedly had completely slipped my mind because my first thought is who the fuck goes to urgent care when they aren’t sick

what a waste of everyone’s time

but he’s right and we’ll get a doctors note and it’ll be fine.

I messaged an acquaintance who also performs at the renfaire, he had a son recently who's about callen's age and I was like we should get them together there

we talked about that for all of two seconds and then it turned into him asking me for a job referral (fine, we know each other and I don't mind), and then like. explaining to me how to refer someone to HR when I said the automated system has changed/looks like they might not do that anymore

and I'm like yes thank you I know how referrals work

he wasn't rude, just very typical Man In My Industry Who's the Main Character and I'm Here To Help Him

disappointing tbh, he seems like a cool guy/theatre kid but there's def some ego involved

I just wanted our kids to play

joke's on me for being a woman ig

you should have known better

I have like completely forgotten how to be a person today

maximally awkward in every sphere

what a good boy

baby

exciting weekend things:

tomorrow I'm going to plant my BEE GARDEN in the raised beds that have been lost to weeds since we moved in

I will see if callen wants to help

sunday we're going to have pals over for Easter and there's going to be an egg hunt for babies which I'm unreasonably excited about

like I imagine we'll just kinda put plastic eggs around in the front yard so they can crawl around and find them

but Will wants to let the babies decorate eggs too so. that's gonna be a good time

it's one of those things where no matter what happens, everyone wins

also hard to believe it was an entire year ago that we had people over for a sadistic Peeps tasting. sadly there aren't any new horrible Peeps this year or Chris would have gotten his hooks in already

can't believe peeps are failing chris like this

we're all suffering for it

mmm I dunno, Dr pepper peeps, peeps sour 🍉

i hope y'all have a good time with babies. but I hope you bring back peeps party next year

lol I will let him know