*for 9 boxes

Does Hello Fresh know something about how much longer I have to live that I don’t?

Hello Fresh will give you free dessert for the rest of your life so as you don’t live longer than 9 weeks after you sign up

alternatively, when you sign up for this, you also sign up for an assassin who will fulfill their contract before the 10th box arrives

Hello Fresh waiting for week 10 to roll around:

monkaS

I mean. What's the dessert made of?

Maybe there's arsenic in that cake.

wouldn't this fall under some sort of illegal false advertising

Holsety: maybe, but how often are US corporations actually legally held accountable for that?

I will note that I made the same joke in the comment on the actual FB ad and a HelloFresh custserv rep responded to clarify that you get to choose which nine boxes to add the free desserts to they don’t have to be your first nine boxes. So as long you don’t actually use the deal you have it for the rest of your life.

Some real “you can’t have your 9 cakes and eat them too”

But I don’t have a hard time believing that that warped logic would shield them from false advertising laws in the US

I bet they did have it, but then Lex Luthor got there first.

that dastardly lex luthor!