when the cat knows you don't like lap sits but he must be On You 
dunno if this is an improvement, catwater
SIR I KNOW IT STICKS OUT BUT IT'S NOT A CAT BED
mostly i don't like the cats on me just because they're heavy and they tend to put one foot on you, put all their weight on it, and then stop and consider their next move and my muscles are too sensitive for this lol
our lightest cat (this one, quentin catwater) is 13 pounds and the other are like 17 and 25
(also excuse my camera looking like it's smeared in vaseline, i don't use this webcam often so it's dirty lmao)
must perch
he's gone to curl up on the other chair now, he got his cuddle fill
he also scentmarked on my ear
you’ve been claimed