tragic doughnut man

Pip is having a small surgery this week to get rid of a few skin cysts(?) that have ruptured

they don’t mean anything terrible but it’s no fun

and he needs to not lick them

awwwww poor buddy boy

he looks so sad about it

poor little pastry

he hates his enemy the doughnut

oh nooooo

poor poor pippin

his other enemy is the roomba we just set up

he has a problem with it cleaning the living room

Chris insisted that we call it Bones

also although my lungs are still trying to leave my body I am generally feeling much better today

dangit I gotta get therapy for my eyeballs

or I guess my eyelids but it's funnier to say eyeballs. my tear duct oil gland things are all dried out

bad news bears. it's almost like I am on the computer too fucking much

but that's not exactly an opt-out situation since it's my job, so. therapy it is

cry therapy

like KIND OF

the doctor was like we actually stole a technique that dermatologists use to combat aging lines around the eyes and it will do that too

I'm like lmao sick my dream of being the lead in a high school musical can still come true

elves never age

we got some good shit going on outside

my mom thinks the pink ones are azaleas, she may be right

I'm 99% sure the white blooming tree is a cherry, since I'm fairly sure I saw lil cherries in it last year

I love learning more and more about this house as the year turns. I think the previous owners didn't do much with it, but apparently the guy who lived here before them was a hardcore gardener, he's the one who built the greenhouse etc, and I love that he made sure there were flowers everywhere

you can also see the lilacs starting to come out in the first pic, but they're spotty

I'm wondering if I waited too long to kill the english ivy that was strangling that shrub, but at least it's gone now

ahhh pretty

I was gonna guess rhododendron but apparently they're related anyway

your yard is SO nice, so thrilled you ended up there

it's so good dude

azalia have smaller flowers (an inch or two), rhodies have flowers that are like three inches.

hard to tell from your flowering tree but most likely suspects here are cherry, apple, pear, or plum

pretty sure cherry like I said! it had some fruit last year

they were little bitty and high up

bitty!

every year my lungs fuck themselves and it's the optimal time for me to sing Fantine songs and sound like I'm dying beautifully. I commemorated the occasion this year Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

I personally think it's very funny how it deteriorates as the song goes on

ha, it's perfect

god my manager is a really sweet dude and I have worked with him for some years before he became my manager but our 1:1s are interminable

the man cannot stay on topic to save his life, trying to direct the conversation back to relevant things is like trying to dam a river with your hands

never doubt that he will take up The Entire Hour talking at a million miles a minute and it's so like. mentally exhausting

bc I have to be on camera and listening and going mmhm for the whole time

an hour after which I could not clearly tell you what we talked about because there was So Much

anyway. now it's over. time to go pick up a bitty boy

it's surgery day for pip pup, please keep him in your thoughts

all vibes on pip

he's already in recovery! doing great. best boy

It’s very important he is good, he is a single dad

yes

I'm sure we'll babysit for him tonight though. he's earned the rest

That’s so kind of you

glad you're picking up the slack on those boo roos

I'm just waiting for Prime to get here so I can yell at them through the window

oh just kidding they showed up already

nobody TOLD ME

slacking on the job, cami

prince puppy is home, he did great

he does Not like his cone but has to wear it for two weeks 😭

but more importantly everyone at the vet loves him

his eternal(ish) torment

handsome satellite dish

that's 14 weeks in dog weeks

..... oh my god

Bitty Boy is going to want his own cone

lol

oh my gosh so cute

we got a new doughnut cover

i don't know if i've ever seen him look both so mad and so cute

oh no adorable

awww

it's like he knows it's cute and he hates it

awwww

sulking

how can you do this to him, a dignified and hardworking single father

the white of his eye peeking out of all the black. he’s so cute.

audacious side eye