im pretty much locked in for blorbo time

points there he IS

this also looks like an alli character

you and flurry are so funny

ALKDSJALSKDJAS

JKSDKFSK HELP

aki entering the plurk to spray bullets everywhere and leaving

I KNOW THIS TRULY WAS JUST A HIT JOB

BEFORE I EVEN SAID HIS NAME AKI CAME IN AND HE SLAUGHTERED ME ON THE FLOOR

GOD WELL mr. gale of waterdeep is def my summer pick im excited to swerve to someone ... nice ...

he does his best to be nice anyway

he is a cat loving wizard with many personal problems but dont worry his accent is british

so hes very different (im joking he really is different sometimes you are just a wizard who only has one friend and it happens to be your familiar who is a cat)

and as for the future im not sure what im thinking for fall yet but when siz does fig imma do my goodest boy riz

LISTEN....... also i love him already and i also love his cat

his kitties name is Tara and she is soooooo cute she has the voice of the perfect wine aunt

Baldur's Gate 3 - Gale's Tressym - Tara

I LOVE TARA ........ shes human-level intelligent though so I don't know if she'll be able to Come To Murdergame but she is very adorable

gale is an alli and im so excited

ooough its the fuckin wizard

ooooooh mr. gale ooooohhhh

HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE AN ALLI CHARA

all of you saying gale is an alli character.... be nice to alli guys its not nice to bully

HELP DONT BULLY ME

help

this kills me every time

MOCK ME IF YOU MUST

oh heres the version with karlach too

ohhhhhh i'm excited

i've heard nothing but praise for gale

i support

thats good because god when the game first came out there were people who were DEFINITELY HATERS

wow what

shoots them

oh that's surprising? i thought gale was the fan fave... he's so cute

it got a lot better

the fan fav is def astarion but gales IMAGE has been repaired but yes there was drama during the early weeks where like

tiktokers really hated him lol

Spoon you are so cute for somehow missing how incredibly horny the internet was for astarion

i know

im finding im going to learn a lot about bg3 this summer

OH WHAT? HE WAS? BUT GALE LOOKS SO NICE

i'm gonna be his 100% hype man

HELP WElL GOOD

spoon gale is a sarcastic vampire with white hair

there is no universe in which he is not the horny object

you're describing astarion

i love him

your character alli not astarion

omg you're right i mistyped spoon

retreats into the shadows

shoe man

ive mulled on this and decided i dont understand why you all think this is an alli he is VERY DIFFERENT FROM MY OTHERS

purpl

okay fair

i do think he reads siz however im excited for your gale era

lowe is right

im usually the wizard player

but gales specific brainworms arent the right flavor of brainworm for my refined wizard loving palate

he is also very purp yes

REFINED WIZARD PALATE?

yeah he gives me purple caleb energy but a fraction more social

help

honestly in practice hes a lot different than caleb i think they come from the same wizard mold which just what Academics Does To Your Brain but gale has a very divergent trauma source than caleb does

for example and i think this says a lot he is a huge mama’s boy

his mother who is very alive

caleb is also a mamas boy in a way

help well. true!!!!!!!!!

no i think theyre really similar but caleb just has so much more ptsd and bloodlust piled on top

it's also the absurd amount of gale with a cat art I've seen and I'm like purple caleb...? no, it's gale dekarios

annoying ass gale voice: shes a tressym not a cat

ITS TRUE THE BLOODLUST LEVELS

im so ready for him

me shaking in my boots actually as i realize that gale and riz are the first characters ive played who have like. defined parentage who are actually not horrible people

theyre both raised by nice single moms who love them.........

i actually have no idea what gale is like i just saw purple BUT im excited for a new boy... hehe

he IS very purple

I do keep relating him to caleb but the problem is that then I keep reassigning caleb to you

and then going WAIT RIGHT THAT WAS SIZ