Anyway, excuse me while I go scream into a pillow, please leave reaction gifs

y i k e s

the straights are not okay

they really aren't

Here’s another from Twitter. I’d like to hope this one is satire but I can’t be sure anymore:

pizza party,,,

Thanks for the last 6 months of 100 hours a week crunch! To celebrate the successful launch, we decided to share profits with you! Hahahhahahahha just kidding, we bought you all some Little Caesar’s. And by “you all” I mean you’re going to each get half a slice.

yep