A reflection of the sad state of the print media these days: no one steals my newspaper anymore. 
But you still get a newspaper!
Doin’ my part!
Not even the coupons? What's the world coming to.
Did it used to get stolen on a regular basis?
Read all about it
Paper news in black and white
Marked safe from theft
Paper news in black and white
Marked safe from theft
ReverieMagic: on and off, yep!