Boss: -swans in, looks around, stands still for 5 seconds- I have arrived!Me: Yes you have! Hello!
Boss: Have you had a coffee yet? I’ll go get coffee! -swans off back out the door-
This is a typical exchange.
Same energy as checking to make sure your gate exists at the airport before grabbing food
Totally. But at least the coffee was good, so there’s that
we love good coffee
Makes the day just that much more tolerable