Chris got me a lilac to plant for Mother’s Day

so I did

awwwwwwwwww what a good egg he is

awww CUTE

awww! i love it

may he grow tall and strong and pleasantly smelly

there are a couple other lilac shrubs already here and they seem pretty happy

outlook is good

splash pad

he’s so gosh dang adorable and expressive

lol yes that face

Being a baby must be so thrilling

friend took this one and we all lost our minds

the bubble wand came out

he is SOOOO CUTE

what a nice photo!!

baby model

oh my god awwww. what a good pic

god he's precious

congrats on 3D printing the cutest baby

omg a perfect photo

precious

His smile!! He's so cute, what infectious delight

we went to the little gym for a trial class today and he LOVED IT

after three hours at the mall I found a swimsuit that I don’t hate (it’s two different suit pieces)

by the power of JC Penney and Victoria’s Secret I can look at myself wearing these garments without wanting to throw a potato sack over them

glad you succeeded on this quest

beasts

a third beast appears

love how the big stones make him look miniature. the smallest boy.

no dog on earth is smaller than pippin

theyre the same.

amazing creatures

god their matching toe socks

hhhhh

identical twins

never over his lil horse hoof fetlocks

lmao yeah we're delayed in getting him groomed bc of his surgery, but I think he's scheduled for this weekend

the return of the tippy tappy toes

(his paws bother him more when they're untrimmed, I think stuff must get caught in the toe beards)

yeah dallas had the same issue. tufty toes a blessing and a nerf

allergies

I need the weather to figure itself out because if I get sick in the next week there will be HELL TO PAY

not allowed

the weather's been vascillating between like mid-70's and high 50's. my lymph nodes are pissed

for once I can't blame them

hell yeah our patio glider arrived >:V gonna build it this weekend just in time for me to leeeeave (but it will be a great place to sit with callen)

just putting this here

remember me

thanks i hate this

new kind of ocd where your brain just autofills with the phrases you hate the most

I just took down the giant american flag hanging off teh front of our house. all the boomer neighbors were outside working in their own yards. never say I don't have moxie

I have no idea if they're the types to get offended about it but I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT (it would constantly flutter in front of my office window and startle me)

((...and I don't feel we are the type of household to prominently fly an american flag, all things considered))

the real and non-cagey answer: don't want it

i fuckin feel you. it’s weird that being patriotic in the US can have unpleasant connotations but it’s currently a fact

yep

like it came with the house and we just now got around to taking it down, but taking it down is definitely something one does with intention

which I very much had

one time a car weirdly almost followed us super slow around the block with a giant flag hanging out the window, and i was fucking SWEATING until i realized it was a mexican flag, not american flag. i was like oh thank god

yeah.....,

looooord

spotted in the wild

aside from everything else wrong with it, it's just stupid looking

I know it’s so fucking funny

ew it looks even worse in the wild

LOL LOOK AT IT

hope it doesnt get rained on or anything, that would be terrible

legit just looks like a dumpster

tomb raider 2 lookin ass

watching dad vacuum