complete with beach episode question

tavi here to ask the important questions

I love it bc bene is in another thread waxing poetic about how great the nocen seaside is

we are MAKING DO with WHAT WE HAVE OCTAVIU

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tavi just scoffing u.u southern """"beaches"""" pfft

he's guaranteed to come back from the beach the colour of boiled lobster

lmao

if they weren't so anachronistic i'd put him in one of those absurd turn of the 20th century men's bathing suits and so much sunscreen he looks like a piece of chalk

bene throws a blanket over him in mortification

while turning a beautiful golden brown himself

you never let him have any fun 🥺

tavi stewing resentfully over bene's stellar tan

get good

(and have a pb who's sicilian)

every time benedict says "thank you" to a new person it gets meaner

at least he's pretty

consolation prize

after like 20 years of you always playing the cheeky little shit who antagonizes my beleaguered and put-upon dudes, at long last, the shoe is on the other foot

how the turn tables

also asyndeton a hand is hovering over Benedict's side of the scoreboard. could it be

will he get his second ever point