this will improve his mood drastically

he might not even kill anyone because he'll just be like "i might be starving and angry and scared and a terrible person but! puppy in a few weeks!!!"

it's important to keep your damians happy, to prevent murders

if he feels the need to murder, he can go hang out in a puppy pile for a while

Good boy gets a good boy

crowbars: this guy gets it

keep your damian supplied with regular puppies, fifteen feet tall dragon bats, cows, perhaps a turkey or else he will become distressed and put on his dumb batman trench coat outfit

no one wants damian wandering around sing in a batman trench coat outfit

especially jason

so damian should have zoo field trips

takes notes

I'm so happy for him!!!

Tim: what do you mean you're not going to name it Bob