[irl] I backed my car into another parked vehicle because I wasn't paying attention, please learn from my mistakes 
It was dumb
It was so avoidable
My car got it way worse than the other guy
My tolerance for anything stressful was already so low and this totally threw my ability to handle things right out the window this weekend
oh no, I'm sorry
oh no
thank you friends I am feeling better today
your new car...
poor guy...
as my mom said, the first crunch is always the hardest 