But also. /puts hands through the little plastic coins over and over

This isn't even my first thrifted chest. That one's half full of dice because of course it is

some people kin their characters, and then some people really kin them =P

Okay but here's a question for you: Did I pick up fake coinage and chests because of Scrooge, or did I pick up Scrooge because of the coin aesthetic liking ;P

A question for the ages though growing up on pirate lore because I live in North Carolina certainly does skew it in one direction or another

deep down inside of you is a pirate trying to get out

or maybe not so deep down

Yeah honestly probably not very far down at all

third alternative - you're a dragon, this is your hoard

You know, I rather like that one