- Your usual typical morning.
- Suddenly, you see something that makes a human run in panic
- yep. Flying cockcroach
- Said flying cockroach going towards me
- nonchalantly takes a scenic route
- DEFLECT SLAP A LA DRAGON BALL STYLE
- said cockcroach slammed to the house gate
- not dead but retreats
- said sorry to it (killing is badong)
- Suddenly, you see something that makes a human run in panic
- yep. Flying cockcroach
- Said flying cockroach going towards me
- nonchalantly takes a scenic route
- DEFLECT SLAP A LA DRAGON BALL STYLE
- said cockcroach slammed to the house gate
- not dead but retreats
- said sorry to it (killing is badong)
i was more impressed by your slap more than the cockroach scurrying g away after being slammed to a gate. 
ukifuneritsu: I just slapped Micro Cell (rolf)
shivers 
aira_chan: May dugo nga eh. Gulat ako 🤣🤣🤣
confirmed: cockroaches do bleed!
BusterORZ: Anong itsura ng dugo nya? Whenever I splat a cockroach, I just... notice some off-white, nearly yellowish goo spluritng out of its body.
ukifuneritsu: OI ALIEN BLOOD UN.