eldritch screaming

that is alarming

I do love that apparently this stuff is starting to be called “boomer art” by the youths

the kids are all right

boomer art lmao

The longer you look at it the more distressing it gets

my eyes are 100% open and i'm seeing magic

Cass is the chosen one

oh god 😱

I’m being mean to my boomer friend who unironically posted this but also come on

to quote my friend bea, I’m begging you people to be harder to impress

i didn't say it was good magic

oh god they're so melty

wow what

new decemberists album good

excited to see them in august

hell yeah hell YEAH

I'm turning into the joker today

I'm going to take Perforce and spike it into a trash can

it happened I'm the joker

turns out the only way to avoid this particular problem was by doing something that nobody told me I needed to do until after the fact

shaking with rage, yells at daycare app SHOW ME MY ADORABLE SON

thank god

I forgot to take my meds this morning cries blood

asdfkjkl the kid behind callen is wearing the cardigan we THOUGHT WE LOSt

I saw him wearing it once and I was like lmao [kid] had the cardigan on, and I was going to say something to the daycare adn then forgot

lol

and now there it is, PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENE

CE

I'm having a mcday you guys

you're solving crimes

nobody better step to me, I love that little sweater

it's so hilarious and collegiate

this is AI art right jfc

'art'

horrifying

yeah

csi daycare

this plurk is such a ride and the day's only halfway over

the ride continues: massive spider in the bathtub when I went to shower after working out

I initially went to kill it but felt so bad that I ended up just putting a cup over it, taking the shower, and then letting it go

but if it's still there tomorrow for callen's bathtime it's officially in FAFO territory

thank you for saving the spood

it will eat your nasty bugs for you

I generally try not to

I can't believe you let callen play with thieves!!!

what's funny is that chris likes to pretend this specific kid is callen's rival and a bad influence

for all we know he beat him up and took his dapper little sweater

that one and a half year old has some toxic vibes (he does not, at all)

introducing pippin to the gang

he looks like someone is scolding him which means I have to go fight them

oh he's ok, that's just his ??? face

I always ask him if he had a good day when I go to pick him up, and yesterday the teacher was like 'he never has a bad day'

mr sunshine

he's such a good little dude

cherub

sharing rocks with his best friend

honestly, the daycare is probably like [tears hair out] WHICH TODDLER DOES THIS BELONG TO

they will be grateful to you for finally solving the mystery

best friend!!!!!!

cries about that picture

he made a small pile of rocks in front of pippin