Benedict and I am looking for the second one but I love this bc his family crest is an ocelot, I think he's gotten something similar in the past

yeeees good

it's perfect

Barrow

he got something like this last time, which I remember because I loved the mental image of big mclargehuge with tiny lil birdy riding his shoulder

heehee

that is an amazing image

Teren

I feel like I'm rigging these but I'm really not, idk the outcomes. they're just ending up perfect

I swear to god. here's fifi

ok gonna try mine since I did last time

I think I got magpie, which I enjoyed

fuck lmao

this is a cruel joke bc penguins are at the top of the list of animals I find Most Useless

but FINE. FINE I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT

penguins are wonderful!!!!

I've had a grudge against them ever since I watched March of the Penguins

and I was like this was a two hour movie about birds shuffling from one side of an island to another to do basically nothing. and they die about it and it looks miserable

the animal I would least want to be on this planet is a penguin

they have a right to live and all that but I don't need to be part of it. except apparently I do

you hatched your child from an egg stored between your feet

god I fucking wish

you gotta be less of a team player. get that cassowary

wakk wakk

but this is a magic penguin

that's true, it lives with me

gasp like penpen

I'll buy a special freezer just for him

noot noot