你說得真是太對了!

"Fireworks are dumb," Stan says, though he doesn't really feel that way.
這句有聲音ＸＤＤＤ

hollycomb女神的每一句都太還原了我要哭

“Lobsters are over-sized insects, Stan,” Shelly says. “Calm down.”
好好笑跟某人的想法一模一樣

永愛BFF，BFF就是你有什麼想法永遠都可以和他說，你們可以交換任何的人生confusion，可以聊一切、所有、任何突然闖進你腦子的想法，但你有一件事永遠不能告訴他——你發現你喜歡上他了。

Stan在某些地方很細膩，Kyle在某些地方很冷靜，可以感覺出Stan其實會尋求Kyle的引導，但只有這件事！喜歡上最好的朋友這件事！他沒辦法跟Kyle說，我死了

After a few minutes he checks his phone for a signal again, desperate to text even the dumbest nothing comment to Kyle and have him respond with proper capitalization and punctuation like a little nerd.
太kyle了，我好愛

Sometimes Stan feels like he wants to spend his whole life with Kyle next to him, telling him what to say, do, think.

我是凱嬤

Watching CNN with my parents and Ike. How's it going up there?
太kyle了我笑死

其實style不適合長長久久最適合一些青春期的春心萌動，這對真的談了大概大學畢業後就會散伙，然後30+以後又會在一起（胡言亂語）

kyman其實是性張力十足的一對www

好好笑stan往往被設定成死異男while kyle was born as a gay

“Yes, dear,” Stan said, and Kyle exchanged a look with Bebe, across the table. She’d broken up with Stan during junior year, and later claimed that Stan had called her ‘dude’ during sex.
喵咪這段嗑死我了

“I want to fuck you,” Stan said, suddenly fixing a grave stare on Kyle, unblinking. “So bad. So, so bad. It’s legendary.”
我鼠了

香死了，一直以為是直男的兄弟睡了自己呃

“Oh, God,” Stan said when he was all in, mumbling against the back of Kyle’s ear. “I love you, mhm. Kyle, dude, you’re so. Love you so much.”

喔south park的同人還有一個萌點就是看kyle如何從小學一個還算受歡迎的小孩長成高中一個nerd

邊緣人最好嬤<3

It's not like it's a secret that he's a loser with no friends, but he likes to pretend that he can hide that fact.
愛嬤邊緣人

我真的要笑死原來kyle在遊戲裡的設定是雙XDDD Stan是死直男，天哪誰知道我有多愛彎戀直

Kyle Broflovski | South Park Archives | Fandom媽咪這邊說我們家Kyle很會打球欸

到底是誰在造謠我們家凱子寶寶不會運動是nerd ＸＤＤ雖然Nerd塑也很萌

凱嬤跟凱公眼中的kyle差好多www

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊我又重看missed connections 然後又被香到快死！！！時隔五年再次入坑的好處就在這，全忘光了所以可以重新食用一遍

爽死了爽死了

They weren’t wasted but drunk enough for honesty and sitting close to one another, all the lights off, looking at each other from across a small taped-up box full of books they were using a table.

媽咪這邊寫得太好了：
Kyle had started it. He leaned across the box, his weight on his elbows, and said, “I can’t imagine not seeing you every day.”

Stan had laughed it off with, “You’re so drunk,” but Kyle waved his hand at him.

“I’m serious.” He pushed the champagne bottle at him. “You realize we’re never gone more than a week without seeing each other since … since I can remember?”

兄弟情but離情依依呃

They had a lot of sleepovers as a habit. Not in the same way that they knew their friends did, too drunk to go home and passed out on couches, but sober sometimes, sharing a bed. Clothed, obviously, and in Stan’s queen-sized bed, but sharing none the less.

They’d stay up until four playing video games and fall asleep together, or sometimes Stan would creep into Kyle’s house after his parents were asleep to crawl into Kyle’s bed, smaller than his, just because he wanted to, and sometimes Kyle would, too. It was just what they did, and Stan didn’t start thinking about it until he started thinking about Kyle.

我死了

這就是我想看的兄弟情變質

笑死這篇凱子才是嗑藥的那個

太對味了，kyman是精神上的/靈魂的，style是肉體上的/本能的/習慣的

“So basically Cartman wants to leave after a bit so we do, I don’t know where Kenny was, and we’re drinking and still super fucking high and we end up having—”

Stan winces, visibly, expecting the worst.

“—this insane fucking heart to heart, we talked for hours and hours.

爽死了，Kenny roots for style

what the fuck 但我覺得嗑藥了告白了的這段kyman很萌怎麼辦？我覺得cartman一輩子也不會說出心聲直到嗑了藥幹！然後kyle就會被嚇到但知道他是真心的，然後kyle會說其實我也沒那麼討厭你，然後cartman說那你要不要和我試試看，kyle因為還在嗨就說再說吧或許可以，然後等到清醒過來就發現cartman找上門了說你不是答應我要試試看嗎

媽呀這段⋯⋯嬤死我了
Kyle’s voice breaks him out of his stupor.

“On a scale of ‘took a handful of chips when I only asked for one’ to ‘that time I erased your Final Fantasy 7 save file,’ how mad at me are you?”

繼續尖叫，missed connections 神中之神

我真的很愛一些摯友情深到自己不知道自己已經變成gay的橋段

幹所有人都知道他們三角戀只有他們兩個沒發現真的太爽了怎麼有這麼酸爽的劇情

我一般會變成我推公公

the stereotypical gay kid in love with his straight best friend.

我找到了凱右聖經，missed connections ，請所有凱右都印下來復讀

Stan正宮的氣場就是如此強大，抱歉了Cartman，你就做炮灰吧。

Kyle leads him to the playground and they sit underneath the jungle gym, facing each other cross legged. It’s cold in the shade and they’re staring at each other in mumbly disbelief, neither sure how to start this, but they’re hidden from prying eyes for now.

幹這段太甜了夢回我高中談戀愛的樣子

太可愛了我要死了

躲在playground裡談戀愛嗚嗚啊啊我死了

幹幹幹太甜了小情侶發現兩情相悅第一件事當然不是打砲而是拉著對方的手躲到playground底下問你是什麼時候喜歡上我的

媽呀我活著就是為了看到這個，你懂嬤BFF暗戀成真真的太甜了，太甜了，我永遠是style的狗，汪嗚汪嗚汪

好愛他描寫kyle那種喜形於色藏不住，媽的我們讀者完全忘了前一晚他還在跟他現任男友打砲

你懂嗎發現暗戀成真心意相通的那一刻啥也不管了，也不管自己是不是有男盆友，會不會被別人看見，就想拉著竹馬躲到以前常躲起來講小秘密的地方問他你是什麼時候喜歡上我的，so sweet

幹然後兩個人躲起來回憶小時候的種種，媽的甜死了，青梅竹馬以後只准照這個模板寫

Kenny be like媽的你們三個死給

本人xp：心碎的cartman

我有朝一日一定要翻完missed connections，dirt wizard 都有人翻了

He crawled downstairs, made toast and texted Kyle: did anything weird happen to you last night.

Kyle texted back: I think that's the new most ominous thing you've ever texted me first thing in the morning.

He texted Cartman: u alive?

Cartman sent: unfortunately.
愛死了

When Stan stepped outside, squinting against the sun, Kyle and his bike were already at the curb again.

“You look like shit,” he said.

“Good morning to you too, you dick.”
我要的就是這種男高對話

Cartman guffawed. “You don't think that. You'd walk five miles through the desert to lick his unwashed ballsack if you thought he'd let you.”
太愛看cartman講話了

我愛死這段了：
“I fucking hate this,” Cartman spat, “they’re fucking framing me, putting me up here with you fags—It’s some kind of sick conversion therapy, they’re gonna see how long it takes three queers to convert an upstanding Christian kid and it’s fucked up!”

“This is fucking sick,” Cartman said, “I shouldn’t have to watch Stan’s Ginger-Jersey-Jew-specific spank bank, I didn’t sign up for this shit!”
我笑瘋，Ｃ每次開口我都笑瘋

Craig said, “Kyle’s an asshole, I don’t know why you’re both so obsessed with him,” and Stan didn’t blame him for not caring about Cartman, because no one did.
幹幹幹我笑死，Stan和Cartman的性幻想裡都出現了kyle，Craig be like: 我不懂你們為啥so obsessed with an asshole

幹Kyle感覺是一種男同天菜（我說的）

Stan raised the old, battered rifle and took aim.

If I hit the cup, I tell him today. If I get it in three, next week. Four or more, sometime this month.
Stan太可愛了

“No, I mean like—he’s—he’s fucked up, he’s hiding everything, he won’t even admit it to himself and I can’t—I can’t fucking live like that, dude, I’m not gonna be like that, I can’t—”

“Woah, Jesus, slow down, what the fuck are you talking about? Did Cartman kill someone?”

Stan put both his hands on both Kyle’s arms, stood up on his toes and kissed him.

請支援宇宙貓貓臉給我

Stan thought about what Craig said last night: Kyle’s an asshole, I don’t know why you’re both so obsessed with him. Kyle was an asshole, mostly, but he kissed like a nice boy. Stan had a very narrow frame of reference, but he was pretty sure he could kiss him forever.

很好，我死了

我要把這段告白錶起來：
Stan whispered, “How come you never said anything?” ...

Craig對Stan: 媽的死gay

又把一個同擔踹回去讀Alien Summer，我功德無量

Kyle’s the only thing that’s ever made sense and Stan wants to do everything to him.

幹死男同（褒義）
“You’re such a pushy bitch,” Stan grins, tugging Kyle’s bottom lip between his teeth.

“Say that again when I’m riding you so hard you pass out.”

“Y’know, you and Wendy are exactly the goddamn same.”

“In what way?”

“You both think you know everything, fuckin’ know-it-alls.”
開始懷疑wendy是不是kyle的代餐（夠了

“I think you actually are saving yourself. For someone”
媽呀媽呀媽呀我死了
“Can I ask you - have you and Wendy had sex yet?” (P...

這篇的stan 和kyle都深櫃到無法理解，兩個人親了，抱在一起睡了，Stan還在假裝自己是直男，Kyle還在假裝自己沒發現Stan不是直男＝＝
媽呀兩人都抱在一起睡，然後Kyle還咬了Stan一口？？？沒有哪個SBF會這樣好嗎？？？

A quiet place (where I can scream how I love you) - ...

雖然我好深櫃這口但這也太深櫃了＝＝

幹太深櫃了啦都親幾次了還沒交往？？？作者你寫文不帶這樣的QQ 怎麼親完以後還可以像正常人一樣相處？？？？？？？

幹Stan這個死渣男一直玩弄人家的感情QQ

這篇的Stan真的太渣男

明知故問啊Stanley幹

太明知故問了，他分明就知道Ｋ的心意，Ｋ都已經做得這麼明顯了他還不願意說出口，還在玩直男那一套，媽呀
“Dude, are you like - upset with me? You seem off” S...

“You’re being so dramatic, I don’t fucking get it. It doesn’t concern you anyway” Stan argues, because it’s easier than talking about everything else unspoken between them.

“Why do you keep me around? It’s starting to feel sort of pathetic”
凱終於打直球了

還沒來得及讀的車：
but i want you - fishybowl - South Park [Archive of ...

Kyle Broflovski的面部表情总是变化得非常快，他可以在上一秒看起来非常愤愤不平，下一秒却背过身去捂着嘴偷笑到腰板都挺不直。他最好的地方在于，每当Stan和他开玩笑的时候，他都能和他一起笑个半天，哪怕压根没有任何有趣的地方。

“也不全是。你瞧，我讨厌坩埚和魔药成绩，可我从不觉得魔药是件坏事。”Stan吸吸鼻子，“我喜欢你炼的魔药，还有你站在坩埚前的背影，一手捧着课本，一手往里面加原料，仿佛下一秒就能炼出毒死Cartman的终极大魔药。”

【style】Unspoken - lozino - South Park [Archive of Ou...
好好看⋯⋯

在雪中 - SewardAtlas - South Park [Archive of Our Own]

Be My Lover If You Might - Chapter 1 - phiz4420 - So...
完美又可愛

中文必讀神作：错误性教育 - Chapter 1 - moli6 - South Park [Archive of O...

開始閱讀flipside:

He stayed close to the ground, not sure how long he'd been knocked out. He knew he should be grateful that he wasn't bound to the bed, knew that he should shove on the pair of boots that were waiting by the door and scurry out the window, but whoever had taken control of the house had his balls in a vice without needing to tie him up. They had Stan.

馬上就想到stan好萌

To The Ends Of The Earth - Chapter 1 - skyline - Sou...
ＯＭＧ I love this Stan is being bitchy about Kyle's first gay date www

幹幹幹深櫃的stan好萌

Not overtly so – not so weird that Kenny or Wendy or Cartman have noticed – but Kyle’s attuned to him. They resonate at the same frequencies, and Stan’s is off.

好bossy的kyle ＸＤＤＤＤ

And hell, he’s best friends with Eric Cartman, so he has one of the thickest skins in South Park at this point.
撿Kyman

Stan must know. He has to be aware of the weight of their audience’s attention, but he also doesn’t seem to give a shit. “Fine, you know what? You’re right! Fuck me, Kyle, I’m not trying to be a jackass, but you’re absolutely right. I really, actually, didn’t expect you to be gay. And it weirded me out, dude.”
幹stan好帥（三小）

golden boy好愛用這個詞形容Stan(你到底是誰親媽）

這篇的stan太撩了我要死了

Like he can read his mind, Stan brings his other arm up, wraps it around Kyle’s waist. Keeps him from running, firmly pressed against him. He says, “I’m not freaked out that you’re gay. I’m freaked out that you’re gay.”

幹太蘇了太蘇了，我筋骨痠軟：
“No! God, no. I’m not worried about that.” He shakes his head, the motion vibrating through Kyle. His arms tighten their hold, turning into an actual hug. “Look at me all you want. Look at me all the time. I don’t care. I- the part that weirds me out is that I know you, but I didn’t know this. Was I not…? Was I not paying enough attention?”

沈溺於和token談戀愛的Kyle太萌了⋯⋯嗎呀

我靠操這段太辣了，這個Stan太辣了我要死了
“Yeah? Is that what you and Token do?” Dread stabs, ...

幹這他媽太辣了我受不了了我要發瘋

就是Stan突然間就發瘋太爽了

突然間開始dirty talk啊我操

Stan rears back and looks him in the eyes. “You think a pussy changes you that much? You’re just—Kyle. You’re my best friend. I’m in love with my best friend. You think I haven't thought about you having a pussy, dude? I’ve had fantasies about us fucking where I have a pussy.”
我死了

幹這個stan太soft太可愛我受不了我要爆炸了

我嗑style難不成因為我是stan夢女？？？？

幹can't believe I am reading 受蘇文學 然後超爽的現在

. Kenny and Stan light the joints and immediately move to hand them to Kyle, who holds out both his hands, unsure of what exactly to do. Cartman snickers, snatching the one out of Stan's hand, and is met with a punch to the shoulder. Kenny just shrugs and hands the joint to Kyle.

ˋ幹幹幹幹幹幹我最好不是夢女喔幹

我怎麼會這麼ㄎㄧㄤ

Layer Cake - orphan_account - South Park [Archive of...

Kyle grew up tall and lean and gorgeous, just like Kenny knew he would. At fifteen, he is all casual elegance and leashed fire. Passion and keen intelligence rolled into a firmly muscled, whipcord thin body. Alpha attitude, omega beauty, and beta ambition- Kyle is a puzzle and Kenny isn’t sure what the completed picture will look like.
凱子蘇好愛這段

坦蘇好愛這段：
To have a cool-headed, gentle soul like Stan present as alpha would be a refreshing change of pace. Still, Stan, like Kyle, with his alpha athleticism, his omega altruism, and his cool beta temperament, could go either way.

Supportive Parenting - Chapter 1 - PervertCinnamonRo...

“Mom, Dad… I have to tell you something.”

Was this it? Was Stan finally going to come out and be gay? Randy tried not to get his hopes up – this had happened before, so many times; Stan would get all pale and serious and want to talk to them, Randy would think he’d finally get to have a gay son, and instead he’d talk about something stupid like animal rights or drinking problems.