"if you have schizophrenia please dont subject the world to it unless you know what you have to say is worthwhile"

youre not preaching what you plurked right now.

I DO NOT HAVE SCHIZOPGHRENIA OKAY??? YOU SAID "OOPTY DOOPTY DOO HERES A HAMSTER" WHEN IN REALTY IT IS A SQUIRREL. SORRY THAT WORDS HAVE MEANING AND HAMSTERS ARE NOT SQUIRRELS

they are both hamsters, you are GASLIGHTING me into thinking one is a squirrel and one is not, what is the matter with you??? have you lost your PLURKING MIND?

left: squirrel, look at the eye placement on the side of the head to watch out for nutgrabbers. big fat cheeks for storing nuuts and long fingers for grabbing onto things

right: iconic big hamster ears, classic orange hamster fur. look at the noses they arent even similar. quit plurking me around you are just digging deeper and deeper

i made this diagram so that even a second grader could follow are you saying that you arent even smarter than a second grader or even a hamster (pictured on the riught)

i can see that your plurk IQ is very low, that fact that you are also standing up and typing this makes me LAUGH.
they are both HAMSTERS, YOU KNOW WHY?? BECAUSE I FOUND THE PICTURE AND ITS A HAMSTER. NOT A PLURKING SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!
i really hope you can learn from this, and know that you do indeed have schizophrenia
get the plurk out of here with this >:L

i will be coming over to your house to make daily visits to make sure you are doing alright, this clearly shows youre not all plurking there right now
they are both hamsters
we can plurk it out irl if needed
i will prove you wrong
i am the alpha here, you are the little PLURK.

i rest my plurk case as of now, if you WANT to keep being a silly plurk about this, go for it, be my guest.

(they are both hamsters)

(they always will be hamsters)

(nothing will ever change)

now you listen to me and you listen good, you will not THREATEN me. coming into my comment section and making clear and defined threats is not okay. I know you havent been taking your meds and thats okay, different strokes for different folks yadda yada but denying reality saying that you typed in hamster and found that squirrel looking thing is a lie

i have provided proof i have comparisons between the two and the thing on the left is NOT a hamster, it is a squirrel. it has squirrel hands and a squirrel nose and little squirrel whiskers. i know the difference between squirrels and hamsters. they arent even classified under the same scientific (praise fauci) tree. squirrels arent rodents

squirrels are rodent-like, some might say rodent adjacent in nature, but saying something "rodent adjacent" is a rodent, or even a hamster of all thigns is denying the truth. you could make an argument by saying that it could be a gerbil and you might have some ground to stand on but the fact of the matter is: THATS NOT A HAMSTER

"ima plurkaholic addicted to plurkahol"
alright buddy, i dont think i have much to worry about here
your own words say a LOT about how your brain works, you can yap and yap about it all day long
but in the end, nev is right, you are wrong.

THIS """THING""" IS NOT A HAMSTER

my proof are my own words, they are both hamsters, i found the pic, it was labeled as a hamster, and if you CLEARLY LOOK, IT IS A HAMSTER. dont plurk at me about it, i know what im seeing with my own eyes. you are CLEARLY NOT ALL THERE
THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY IS HOME.

yeah well whoever called that thing a hamster is a dunderhead because its clearly a squirrel and i proved that it was

its definitely not a hamster because i searched for hamsters and yeah guess what i found... HAMSTERS NOT SQUIRRELS

ever think about the fact that there are different looking hamsters? i dont think you have
you are ATTACKING me about this and i think i will have to get into contact with the plurk police about this
you are CRAZY
THEY ARE HAMSTERS

YEAH THERES SYRIAN HAMSTERS AND TEDDY BEAR HAMSTERS AND EVEN LITTLE WILD HAMSTERS THAT LIVE IN THE DESERT AND EAT CANDLES BUT GUESS WHAT???? THATS NOT A HAMSTER!!!!! GO AHEAD CALL THE CYBER POLICE I DONT CARE I KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE THING ON THE LEFT IS NOT A HAMSTER IT IS A SQUIRREL

can i have a sleepover at your house still... my mom said yes

yeah lol what time are you coming over?

i'll be there tmrw around like 5 pm, what snacks do you want??

okay cool bring whatever

okay plurkie... love you plurkie... it is still a hamster plurkie.... dab me up tho plurkie...

I DIDNT TYPE THAT HACKER HACKER HACKER HACKER IM BEING HACKED

no..

MODS I HAVE A COMPUTER WORM MODS

no... theres nothing wrong... this is me typing... sorry... kind of losing it...

HACKER IM BEING HACKED MODS DO SOMETHING

SCHIZO

no but fr fr ill see u tmrw

my plurkie

plurkie hii1!!

talk to me

pls

i miss u

its been 1 sec

pls

hi

plurkei

pleeiuj

plurkie

this is what happens when you make threats against my person

PLURKIE

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE YOU

i didnt mean it, i just wanted to show you a cute hamster

YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME PLURKIE

UGH.

i love you too also this is a true blue teddy bear hamster

shut up

shut up i dont care

i can see what youre typing before you post

dont care.

hacking those who disagree with you and call out injustice and misinformation...i see...

plurkie youre so right plurkie they are botH HHAACKEMRSHTAERCSK EFRORKEFRROM THE STHAARCTK ER
HACKER HACKERn

no

plurkie :3

MODS

MODS

MODYOSU

you are typing this yourself, no need for mods

so dumb