it’s motherfuckin raspberry season, Charlie Brown

extrudes my entire self from your modem

hi

may i please raspberries

ohhh man the bes

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unironically yes, come pick some we have too many

starts looking up flights

also today is our housiversary, we moved in a year ago

happy housiversary!!!!!!!!!

félicitations

dermatologist tomorrow. 90% sure this ugly spot on my leg is another cancer and that I'll have to get it removed, the big question is how much that will interfere with renfaire (which starts up this weekend)

like we'll be catching it pretty early so I'm not worried about anything beyond This Is Inconvenient, I will let you know if my tune changes on that lol

for those who I was telling about it last weekend also the entertainment director did very much just fuck off and leave another one in her place for the remaining couple weeks before faire so I still have no idea what it's going to look like this weekend, but I e-mailed the new one like please. please tell me what to do with my baby when I'm there

just lots of stressful things converging rn but we'll handle them. part of me is even like well, if I have to have surgery on my leg that's my answer

ughhhhh that’s so much to be worrying about at one time. hope it smooths out.

hope tomorrow at least takes away one uncertainty

yo ok so in good renfaire news, I got an e-mail just now like the producers would like to amend your contract. and I brace myself

and it's like 'we have amended your pay to $200/day'

fam I have been asking $50/weekend for the last five years and was gonna do the same this year

I feel so valued

this has historically been my 'I'm just happy to be here and tips are enough' side gig

HELL YEAH thats great!

yeaaaah you hella deserve it dude

$$$$!!!!

!!!!!!!

so deserved, you sound amazing + I bet you add so much to their desired atmosphere

aww ty

WOOOO that's great!!

that rocks!! congrats!

NICE

rad!!!

AWESOME, glad you're being better compensated for all the work u do

got biopsied this morning, we’ll see how it goes

I was a little annoyed bc the doctor was like I think this might be a rash and not cancerous, which like. Maybe, but we didn’t think my last one was either and it’s behaving the same

I wouldn’t be saying “I think this is a carcinoma” if I hadn’t already had one

laughing at myself bc I'm like why am I so cranky. and then I remembered it's because I have to go to costco to get more diapers

any day with costco in it is a worse day

truly, costo is a wild and uncomfortable place despite their good deals

my oreos are stale. what kind of life is this

also please watch this video, thank youWomen Posting W's (@womenpostingws) on X

this is a sign

you must eat more oreos

three stale oreos is plenty for a lunchtime snack

pizzaaaaa lmao. cute

pizza

un bébé

oh I forgot to post my rowdy dirtyboy pics from yesterday

gasp

I thought Chris was going to actually die

Callen was picking up handfuls of dirt and sprinkling them on himself

dirt?? on his SON???

that first pose. future dramaturge

it’s giving salt bae

oh hello dirtchild

pippin looks so proud behind him

that’s his son

fucking FINALLY I got an answer about where to set up with Callen on Sundays. ch'girl's hanging with the Swedish court this year lmao

slowly making my rounds with every guild in the festival, paying my way with flats of water

hell yeah lingonberry and meatballs

negative for carcinoma can I get a hell yeah

also re: the plurk I deleted, if you get an envelope containing only rocks it’s a scam and you should report it

fuck outta here cancer

hell yeahhh

hooray for no cancer!!!!!

today was a fuckin armpit out in Monroe holy dang. 85 degrees and so humid we were already sweating at 9am when it was only like 60s

all of the moisture in my body is gone

I have had a weird scratchiness of voice and a cough that won’t go away for about a week and I need it to fuck off before next weekend because it’s cramping my style

also Christ I beefed so many songs today. even my like normal standard ones. what was my problem

sometimes I throw in new repertoire just to keep me spry and I have four this year but clearly there was a Cost