wanted to top level the prince of Sweden who came to faire with me today

the Swedish court has threatened to kidnap him

he has so many girlfriends. he’s a celebrity

(today went really well)

yay!!!

such a cutie

extremely good, adorable

ahhhh

heir to the throne

look at him!

he is just the sweetest

love that second pic so much! such personality

I'm playing a DnD one-shot with coworkers for team week and I'm dying. why do I ever think a one-shot with people I don't know is a good idea

it's not even a good idea with people I DO know, I can't get invested and it's so slow and clunky and zzzzz

fresh berries

god yeah dnd with strangers is almost never good

a crime and its victim

lol

poor baby

poor pip exiled to the gutter

precious

I'm tea-dying a new underskirt that I received blindingly white, we'll see how this goes

ty katherine for all your advice

I shouldn't have read this but I did. holy fuckMeet the queen of the ‘trad wives’ (and her eight ch...

save her??

I expected ragebait but instead I'm just chilled to the bone and tearing up a little

the fact he insisted on getting her pregnant before she could finish at Juilliard. like this dude fully stalked her and tanked her career on purpose

god. haunting.

yeah like I believe there are parts of this lifestyle she genuinely is into and would've chosen regardless but this man is not good

life, uh, finds a way

I just drove all the way to the post office to send a package which I realized, as soon as I parked, that I had left at home

no but my brain works so fast you guys

who hasn't done this

I regularly put things in front of the door so I'll remember to take them only to step over them and leave

hahahhahaha

bro our weird bicolor tree out in the backyard has revealed itself

we got PLUMS BABEY

someone was obviously like I have a black plum tree. but I want red plums also. and just. grafted it on

and now there are both

in the same tree

omg

omg cammmmmmmiiiiii

this is the BEST NEWS

RIGHT

want some plums donna

I love how much I learn about the guy who first bought this house as the year passes

bc he planted SO MANY fruit trees/bushes

the people before us weren't here long enough for it to be from them

that totally makes sense!

yes I would like to eat the plums, in the drawer

they will be so outside temperature

eff yeah

thrilled for your ongoing food forest tbh

are you sure you didn't grow it overnight with blood magic all by yourself

I don't remember doing that but I won't rule it out

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that texture!!

so cute

people be tipping like shit today

but here’s a small boy at least

sorry or congrats on your son being turned into a pony