what performative bullshit 'we can't be violating the law look at the training we make every one of our employees do' is this

"Employees at all level [sic] are responsible for being familiar with and avoiding antitrust activities" okay cool I'll keep that in mind when I'm making certain the data between these two parties is actually flowing smoothly

wow this thing has so may typos lol

lol i also get this at my job. as well as like. anti bribe training??

who is going to think I’m worth bribing

so ofc me and my coworkers joked about like. the lawyers sliding us a 20 to try and get their job pushed up our queue

ahaha yes exactly

"sorry we can't have this 200 page document done in 2 hours it's gonna take more time than that" "what's ur venmo"

like be forreal