“I’m honestly surprised anyone was watching you bullying me into running and thought it was romantic,” Kenny said, licking his fingers, “But okay. Weird fetish, South Park.”

Kenny looked as shocked as Stan was and took a huge step backwards, finally letting Kyle breathe. He opened his mouth but shut it immediately after, and turned his head to look at Cartman, wordlessly. All eyes were now on Cartman, who groaned loudly in frustration.

“Seriously, Kenny?” he exclaimed. “All he needed to do to take you down was suck your fingers?”

Craig shared a look with Kyle, and when the latter shrugged, his frown deepened.

“Why are we even here?” Craig finally asked directed at the girls watching them with anticipation. “They are not even a couple. Make your dumb list and let us go home”.
我笑爛

Craig真的很帥

“Kenny, you are just doing this for money,” Craig reasoned, saving Tweek before he started hyperventilating. Both of them looked more fed up with this by the second. “I love Tweek, and before you say something stupid, no, Kenny, you don’t love Kyle that way,” Craig declared.
Craig帥爛，我嗑到Creek了

He then turned his gaze to their audience: “Girls, you can say whatever you please, but fact remains we are a real couple. Cute or not, it doesn’t matter. They, on the other hand, don’t even deserve a nomination”.

“He doesn’t even want to be here,” Craig continued waving at Kyle with his free hand. “Just let go. We win, everybody is happy”.
Craig超他媽可愛，一面說不想被拿來比一方面又暗戳戳希望自己和tweek會贏，太萌了太萌了，我永遠愛酷哥

幹K2文也這麼濃濃的style味（稱讚）
“Knock it off, Kenny,” Kyle spat. “It’s just you, okay? As long as it’s you, or Stan, I don’t care. You are my friends”.

“So you would let Stan grope your ass? Jeez, I didn’t know you liked him that way. Would you make out with Stan too?” Kenny asked.

愛死輕微恐同的Kyle
Since the day Kenny made out with his ear and his collarbone in front of the whole school, Kyle hesitated to stay too close to him. An irrational fear, all things considered, because he knew what to do in case Kenny dared to attack him again

真的太愛這篇的描寫，心理轉折一點也不突兀：“Maybe, yeah…” Kyle trailed off. It was difficult for him to accept the fact Kenny’s presence made him feel at a loss for words. It never happened before, but Kyle had no idea what to say anyway.

太神： when Kenny’s fingers momentarily caressed Kyle’s hand, it was Kyle’s turn to shiver. Kenny’s face was so close to his, he could feel his warm breath caress his cheek.

“Your breath stinks,” Kyle said, not knowing how to loosen the sudden tension between them.

又在K2文裡撿Style:“Kyle!” Stan exclaimed when he finally spotted his friend and ran to hug Kyle close. The redhead left Kenny’s hand to hug Stan back, happy to see him again. Cartman lingered hesitantly besides them, looking like someone who wanted to say something but didn’t know if he had the right to.

幹我真的好愛這篇的Craig:
“No, dude, there’s no way they are dating,” Craig interrupted him, voice flat. “If you are referring to their stunts these past few weeks, it was just all make-believe. I would know”.

“Just because you’re gay it doesn’t mean you have a gaydar or something,” Stan retorted, but Craig just rolled his eyes to the ceiling.

太搞笑太完美了我給這篇K2 100分
“That obviously didn’t work,” Token said.

“What if we’re wrong?” Clyde asked. “What if the possessive one is Kenny and not Kyle?”

“Stan is a better kisser than Kenny will ever be!” Wendy barked, her cheeks flushing with anger. Kenny snickered, and Kyle attention was immediately on him.

“Did anyone asked for Kenny’s opinion on this?” Kyle asked, annoyed. Stan, Clyde and Token shared a meaningful look, while Craig slumped back into his chair with a groan.
Craig: 幹你們不會真的是男同吧媽的

這篇的cartman太還原了我哭死：
“Sweet,” Cartman commented. “We have our black PCP. I wouldn’t mind a gay one now. Sure you don’t want to take part in this, Craig?” Cartman asked directing his chalk at the blue eyed boy. Craig flipped him off.

在k2文繼續撿絲帶

“I think it’s because we’ve moved beyond friendship and into a polycule,” Kenny says.

Kyle lets out a dry laugh. “Pretty boring polycule, if all we do is press against each other and bicker.”

“I don’t know, Kyle, that sounds like the sort of foreplay you’d engage in.”

“Fuck off.”
笑爛

And to make matters worse, Stan now knows that he likes boys. Which hasn't been a problem so far. But knowing Kyle's luck, it will become a problem sooner or later. He regretted telling Stan every moment he was awake. And when he was asleep he dreamed of Stan telling him they couldn't be friends anymore.
Oh MY shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!凱太可愛

Cartman whispered to Kenny, "Stan needs to get over that stupid bitch already, seriously. If he texts her while we're on a mission one more time, I will kill her, I am so seriously, Kenny."
幹我真的會被Cartman笑死

"I know dawg," Cartman said a little too loudly. Kyle gave them a look. If there was one person Cartman hated more than Wendy, it was Kyle. Kyle was also a know-it-all.
我笑得爛掉，一篇SP同人好不好取決於Cartman寫得好不好，這篇已登峰造極

"Ex-girlfriend," Cartman reminded him. "You can do better, dude. I mean, Wendy's always been a stuck up bitch."

"Don't call her a stuck up bitch, fatass," sighed Kyle, who looked so done.

Cartman groaned, "Kyle, you are also a stuck up bitch. You clearly have a type, Stan."

我覺得我會為這篇貼100個quote

"She'll change her mind," Stan insisted. "We break up all the time. I'm sure she'll come around, she always does."

"Isn't that a clear sign that you shouldn't be dating in the first place?" Kenny pointed out.
Kenny你get a point我笑死

"Kenny, if you wanna go kiss Butters ass be my guest, just don't bring me into it, okay?" Cartman said, patting Kenny on the shoulder.
我愛死這篇的cartman了

幹每個角色都太智障了簡直跟原作一樣（褒義）

智障（褒義）
Stan didn't have time to reason with Kyle. The foots...

Stan's stomach did an odd little flip. He always found it... amusing when Kyle got angry but lately he's been finding it kind of cute. Which wasn't weird at all, Stan reasoned with himself. He found lots of things cute. Puppies were cute. Babies were kinda cute. At least the ones that had hair. But puppies and babies were a different kind of cute from Kyle.

嗑死我了

幹這邊的bunny也萌死了：
Kenny frowned. "He would?"

"Yeah," said Cartman, annoyed. "He's obsessed with me. Dudes, now that I think about it, Butters is totally gay for me."

"He is not!" Kenny shouted. His uncharacteristic outburst startled his friends. He hid in his hoodie and muttered a quick apology.

SP真的會不小心越嗑越多對幹

"You're not some new boyfriend, are you? I thought my son was still dating that nice looking boy, Craig."

Am I not a nice looking boy? Kyle thought doubtfully. He shook his head and decided he didn't give a fuck about what Tweek's weird ass parents thought.
幹超賤XDDDD超典的SP風格哈哈哈哈哈Kyle 你就忍一忍吧

幹我真的越來越喜歡Craig
Stan hoped this meant Craig was on their side. "So does this mean we're allies?"

Craig shrugged. "I hate you guys. You guys are assholes. But if Tweek trusts you guys, then so shall I."

Stan smiled. That was good enough for him. "Thanks for your time."

Cartman had been arguing with Scott in his living room for ten minutes straight. Scott refused to ally with him.

"Why the fuck not, Scott?" Cartman demanded. Why was this stupid fuck being so God damn difficult?

"Because you four always rip on me," Scott said stubbornly with his stupid lisp. "You guys make fun of me for being the kid with diabete
幹四小隻霸凌仔

XDDDD我真的要笑爛

Kyle nodded, agreeing with Stan, because of course he agreed with Stan, the two agreed on everything and always ganged up on Cartman.
Cartman被男同霸凌的一生

He couldn't have a serious conversation with Kyle for just one minute without Kyle picking a fight with Cartman. He sometimes hated when the four of them hung out together. He longed for it to just be him and Kyle. Then he could have Kyle's undivided attention. Cartman didn't deserve Kyle's attention. And he got a lot of it. Stan wanted Kyle all to himself.

請結婚（這就是Kyman崛起的原因嗎可惡）

"Let's just finish these posters," said Kyle. "We ne...
請結婚

童稚的可愛太美好了
Stan sat down at his desk and turned on his computer...

"Um? What are you doing?" Human Kite asked quietly, looking anywhere but at Stan.

He was nervous, Stan realized. He was nervous because they were so close. Stan wanted to tell him that it was okay, that he was nervous too, but his throat felt thick and he found he couldn't say a word.

太可愛了攻受由此區分

The game. Kyle thought it was just for their silly game. Stan wanted Kyle to see it that way, a safe excuse that allowed Stan to explore his feelings without ruining the best friendship he's ever had. But it still hurt.
攻受立判（Ｘ）

凱會在一些原則性上的事情主動過激，坦的過激都是被動的www

就是因為凱很會打架所以坦凱更萌了，你懂嗎就是小嬌夫和猶太戰神www

坦攻真的很好吃

"And you um. I know you got all mad before about being the 'girl in the relationship' or whatever that even means, so uh. You can kiss me whenever you want, too"

Kyle said without thinking, "I kind of want to kiss you right now."
唉我覺得坦有時候真的很蘇就是因為這樣，他會照顧凱的小99啊⋯⋯

好想看當霸凌仔的Stan跟Kyle，就是兩個人趴在對方肩膀上交頭接耳明目張膽講別人壞話的那種wwwww

開始K2馬拉松

“Come on, you are drunk,” Mysterion said instead, and if Kyle didn’t knew better he swore he heard fondness leak out from Mysterion’s usually harsh voice. He felt Mysterion’s right arm encircle his waist while the superhero put Kyle’s left arm around his own shoulders to hold Kyle steady. “I’ll take you home”.

“What about the mugger?” Kyle asked.

凱的第一反應是問罪犯該怎辦XDD

“Oh-ho-ho! Are you going to punch me now? Here I was thinking you were just a domestic abuse kinda guy.”
kivea寫cartman也是寫得很傳神笑死（胖在說凱會家暴）

我笑死，女神你好幽默：Kenny doesn’t have any degrees, and his biggest contributions to society are YouTube videos displaying his varied, grisly deaths.

Kenny sits right back down on Craig’s lap, throws his arms around his neck, and says, “Tell me about your day, honey.”

Craig rolls his eyes skyward. “You’re such a fag.”

“Right, right. Remind me, how long has it been since Tweek last spoke to you?”

“Six hundred and fifty-seven days,” Craig replies easily. “And bite me.”
我天女神寫文怎麼這麼辣XDD笑死我了

“Try not to text yours,” Kenny tells him, already knowing it’s a lost cause. Craig sends Tweek approximately sixty-two texts a day.
女神寫的creek怎麼這麼萌我好想看

等等我突然想起來女神的上一篇是crennyＸＤＤＤ

真會寫：Kenny’s reflection in the clear fridge doors makes his blond hair look like a halo. He’s an avenging angel, in this moment. He could say anything now. He could lie. He’s got oodles of power.

幹幹幹女神不能這樣拉你把style寫得那麼好然後你跟我說接下來要鬼轉K2? 不行不行我不准我不依啦