bananaaa
1 years ago
[dark shadows] I’m still on my shit, but it never fails to show me how in love will loomis is with barnabas collins. It’s ridiculous. I love it.
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bananaaa
1 years ago
Only Willy could have the audacity to love a man with bangs this bad. For the love of gods barnabas, do something with your bangs I beg of you
wow what are you saying about his bangs how dare you
bananaaa
1 years ago
Also, quentin collins is feral hot and I’m here for it. The werewolves are always feral hot tho (except twilight, boy looked like a literal puppy dog and I couldn’t)
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bananaaa
1 years ago
But anyway, why do werewolves normally gotta be feral hot? Love it.
bananaaa
1 years ago
I love how this family has a vampire and a werewolf, they’re both dicks tbh but mostly they’re that way because they love people so much ??? Grumpy immortal cryptids who fiercely love their family
bananaaa
1 years ago
doitsun they’re so silly, I can’t
bananaaa
1 years ago
Barnabas has aggressively british bangs, ain’t no way around it
bananaaa
1 years ago
https://images.plurk.com/1TZNE7gvUEY7FKGEZYUUgu.jpg
English vampire next to American werewolf, amazing
bananaaa
1 years ago
Also, Willy gave up running away and marrying a girl just because barnabas became a vampire again and if that isn’t true love... like Christ my guy, just say you’re gonna spend the rest of your life with barnabas
bananaaa
1 years ago
Also, this series has everything... vampires, werewolves, witches, melodrama, time traveling, ghosts, frankenstein’s monster, the picture of Dorian gray, and now parallel dimensions??
bananaaa
1 years ago
https://images.plurk.com/1cNuCWbUeKUlD5ZxHws13y.gif
LMAO accurate
bananaaa
1 years ago
Also, Quentin collins being with maggie Evans now is so cute wtf??? Their relationship is going to end horribly
bananaaa
1 years ago
It’s amazing, aristede looked like a total fuckin dork. But Bruno is pretty, both are very not straight at all
bananaaa
1 years ago
Also, I’m sorry... I’m pretty sure everyone keeps saying wereWOLF but I keep hearing wereWOOF
WOOF
bananaaa
1 years ago
Jeb hawkes, in the original timeline he was born to be the antichrist. In this parallel time line jeb becomes Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde???
bananaaa
1 years ago
More on this as it unfolds
bananaaa
1 years ago
Oh boy! Another Trask variation! I hope he gets bricked into the wall of the house like the last two generations of trask men
bananaaa
1 years ago
Mr Hyde is literally a balding middle-aged man from the Bronx, I’m dying
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bananaaa
1 years ago
doitsun he doesn’t have the accent, just... the look
christ
bananaaa
1 years ago
I can’t believe the collins family brought the plague to america, is there anything this family can’t do??
bananaaa
1 years ago
Other than live ig, their family line is always in danger of dying out. Maybe this means they should be having more than two or three children when a member starts their family... it’s not like they can’t afford it, they own a whole fuckin town
bananaaa
1 years ago
Quentin is still the best looking male collins family member. And Elizabeth was a straight up fuckin milf for more than half this series. She might be in gilf territory now but idk she’s still a classy ass woman
bananaaa
1 years ago
Morgan collins looks like Phil Hartman wearing a wig, too bad he’s not even a 1/4 as entertaining as him
bananaaa
1 years ago
I have finished the original tv series, I want to find the movie from the 1970s and the audio dramas but wow what an end
bananaaa
1 years ago
Morgan turned out to be a giant pussy ass bitch
bananaaa
1 years ago
Anyway, we never got back to 1967 by the end, but we did learn that the family was cursed by someone in the family in the 17th century because he was big mad that his wife didn’t love him (no one did he was kind of a major dick tbhhhhh)
bananaaa
1 years ago
But at the end of the series the curse was broken by the true love of bramwell (barnabas) and Catherine (Angelique) like wow, their love really was the truest of love all along
bananaaa
1 years ago
I also found an effort in 1991 to revive the series with Ben Cross playing Barnabas and Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing David?? It’s different not seeing Jonathan Frid playing Barnabas tbh but idk I kind of really like this. They tripped me up by using the original audio for the Victoria Winters audio, and they also use the original music
bananaaa
1 years ago
Idk I think this could’ve been really good if it didn’t get canned right away, they apparently confused too many midwestern housewives with this
bananaaa
1 years ago
It would be interesting to see someone try to remake the series again, I feel like if someone really understood the material they could make something pretty amazing
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